Meredith “cussing”
Me: “Meredith, do you want some cereal?”
Meredith: “Lauren a**hole.”
Me: “What?!”
She’s been calling herself and others “a**hole” often the last couple days. I finally realized this morning that she was saying “also!!”
Some other funny learning-to-speak expressions:
- Meredith loves the “s” sound, so she says “eggs-s-s-s-” and “books-s-s-s-”
- “tiny” is said in a high squeaking voice with her fingers demonstrating what tiny looks like, “BIG” is said much louder and with her eyes and mouth open wide
- “baby dying, baby dying” means “baby crying”
- “Dina Pam” is Coriena Pam

6 comments
that’s awesome! someone gave us as a baby gift a “sayings” journal to keep track of funny things joanna says.
How funny, Rinnie. I can’t believe you wrote that!!!!!
How funny!! Kevin is just starting to say a few things and I’ve been warned that a lot of things don’t come out just like they are meant to!!! Ann
That Meredith…I never thought she’d be your potty-mouth child.
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Kelly
Hilarious! The look on your face the first few times would have been priceless!
All I can say is, I’ve trained her well!
Just kidding. I did, however, laugh and laugh about this…
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